Mission Somewhat Kinda Sort of but Not Really Completely 100% Impossible: a Tail of Two Turkeys

For centuries, authors have published books using primitive methods. Many of these books are still available, but quite old. The book you are holding, though available as an eBook too, was lovingly created completely by hand. No computer was used to illustrate this book and the text was written carefully by hand. Since it is all handmade, you may notice slight imperfections. As you do, please know and remember that this book was made just for you...by hand. Thank you for your purchase. Parish is an economist, teacher and author of numerous academic works but this is his first children's book. It is based on his family of 4 children and his wife of 20 years. Anthony is a former paramedic, safety director and self-taught artist who was influenced by the natural beauty and local artists of his native northwestern U. S.