50 Things Liberals Love to Hate

Brief Description: Pokes fun at liberal views and lifestyles through the assessments of fifty stereotype behaviors while analyzing why liberal citizens have a significant influence on American culture. Brief Description: Original publication and copyright date: 2012. Marc Notes: Original publication and copyright date: 2012.; Pokes fun at liberal views and lifestyles through the assessments of fifty stereotype behaviors while analyzing why liberal citizens have a significant influence on American culture. Table of Contents: Introduction -- 50. McDonald's -- 49. Flag Pins -- 48. NASCAR -- 47. Steakhouses -- 46. The Pilgrims -- 45. John Wayne -- 44. George Bailey -- 43. Walmart -- 42. Football -- 41. Conservative Women -- 40. Black Republicans -- 39. Christians -- 38. The Bible -- 37. The South -- 36. The West -- 35. Boys -- 34. Girls -- 33. Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts -- 32. Honesty -- 31. Success -- 30. The Second Amendment -- 29. The First Amendment -- 28. Pools and Patios -- 27. The Suburbs -- 26. Freeways -- 25. Babies -- 24. Seniors -- 23. Taking Risks -- 22. Small Businesses -- 21. American Toyotas -- 20. Immigrants -- 19. Workers -- 18. Teachers -- 17. Doctors and Patients -- 16. Science -- 15. Algae -- 14. V-8 Engines -- 13. Bright Lights -- 12. The Berlin Wall -- 11. Charity -- 10. Profit -- 9. Talk Radio -- 8. American History -- 7. The Military -- 6. The Founding Fathers -- 5. The States -- 4. The Constitution -- 3. E Pluribus Unum -- 2. Apple Pie -- 1. America -- Acknowledgments -- Afterword. Publisher Marketing: It's hard work being a liberal these days. When you hate things most Americans love, it's tiring to have to endlessly correct/educate/fix/enlighten the poor dullards out there who just want to enjoy their lives. But it's not too late, liberals, to join the fun! C'mon, crack open a Bud and throw another T-bone on the grill. But kindly check your disdain at the door when it comes to: WALMART: How about a handmade, locally sourced flat-screen television instead? STEAKHOUSES: There's no steamed tofu on this menu. MCDONALD'S: The stranger in the playground handing out candy to children. FLAG PINS: It's okay to love America, but not enough to wear it on your lapel. FOOTBALL: War with cleats and pads. THE V-8 ENGINE: There's just something plain wrong about all that power and freedom under the control of one person. SUCCESS: When you make more money than the rest of us, it hurts our feelings. THE FOUNDING FATHERS: A bunch of old white guys who are making it nearly impossible for modern government to pick our doctors, teach our children, correct our diets, and save our money. . . . and 42 other darn good reasons to lock the doors, crank up the A/C, turn on the game, and let the countdown begin. . . .

Contributor Bio:  Gallagher, Mike Mike Gallagher is a talk radio host syndicated nationally by the Salem Radio Network. He also appears regularly on the Fox News Channel as a contributor and guest host. Gallagher is a pundit for the popular news and opinion website Newsmax.com. Gallagher and his wife live in New York City and in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.