Booze Monkeys

"What's yer' poison," The bartender asks while washing a tumbler. "Gimme a Donut Hooligan," The bartender clenches a fist, cracking his knuckles. "What's in it?" "One part Gran Gala, the other part rhubarb juice." The bartender leans forward and after a pause asks, "Rhubarb juice?" "Yeah, you pummel frozen rhubarb into a ground pile, put it in 4 layers of cheese cloth, then squeeze. Gotta be careful not to squeeze too hard or you'll get pulp." The bartender maintains eye contact, leans closer, and says, "Yeah we don't got that. Anything else?" "Well um, hmm. I'll take a Mean Jemima."