Chinchilla Coffee

"I"am the leading actor in this novel, and I was led to react to some options. I was broke, because of bad investment, so I decided to suicide, but encountered an impolite girl, thus I-hang-myself arrangement had to hang on, my primary goal changed to put some turds into her dishes as an eye for an eye, or we could say, a turd for an abuse. Turned out my plan failed, but the turds became rare valuable coffee beans and I emerged as an online celebrity by some strange chance. As conventional pattern of novel, I should be more famous, rich and experience some adventures in the next chapters. Surprise! Surprise! I did become more famous, rich, and experienced some adventures. But I think the adventures quite a bit different, h