About Da Booty (And Other Observations)

and my embarrassment was indeed a sight to see when the obvious occurred to me: that I could presume, in twenty lines, to distill the Beauty of God's most Phenomenal Behind " so should you see me doing research on the street, please walk slowly by and let your bottom speak, perhaps I may divine that elusive definitive rhyme, in the vibration of your Magnificient Behind " Eyes! Eyes that took me, suddenly! Unprepared! Beyond the Auction Block. Serene eyes, sacred and hypnotic as the flames that burn yonder at the Witch Doctor's hut " but she walked on by, and of course I turned to watch her go